Sunday, April 17, 2011

An Open Question to High School Douchebags



I've recently gotten back into a pretty good running regiment, and back into decent shape. Enough so that I actually enjoy going on runs (hurray for me!). However, the past, oh, ten times I've gone for a run, I've been passed by high school kids driving in their car and honking at me. And so my question is: Why?

It isn't a big deal, I understand that. But it is rather annoying, and most irritatingly, there doesn't seem to be any reason for it. Not that I can see. So come on, high schoolers, let's figure this out.

I mean, is it meant as some sign of support? A "way to go" signal, a sort of audible fist pump? I guess that's nice, but not really appreciated. To have a horn blare behind me as I'm running, listening to music, and kind of zoning out is a bit of a startle. Makes you jump. I don't like it.

Is it you mocking me? That would be my best guess, as just about every high school kid in my area is a douchebag. I won't go to movies anywhere near opening weekend anymore because I'm tired of their "too cool for this" attitude, how they just talk and laugh during the whole thing. If it's so "gay" fuckface, then WHY DID YOU BOTHER TO PAY $10 FOR IT.

And what exactly would you be mocking me for? Exercising? Staying in shape? I didn't realize trying to be not obese and hopefully avoid developing diabetes and not die at the age of 40 was a laughable form of anti-social behavior. "Look at that asshole being healthy. He will outlive us despite being at least six years older. We shall laugh at him."

( I suppose I should mention that in each case of drive by honking, it was high school guys in the car. Take that to mean what you will)

Is it perhaps jealousy? A passive-aggressive form of dealing with some sort of envy? Maybe it just pisses you off to see someone perform a feat that you can't, which in this case would be a little sad seeing as I don't think I'm even running two miles. And if this is the case, maybe it would be a better use of your time to get off your ass and actually do something instead of honking car horns at people.

I mean, what is it? Why is this something I need to continually put up with? Because while this is a very trivial complaint, it then needs at least a trivial reason. Any reason. Just so I know why I keep having Layla or Feel Good Inc. interrupted by your irritating gesture.

Thanks for your time. I look forward to your answer

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