Dear Potential Employer,
Let's cut to the chase. You have a job opening and I need a job. Now, I could go on about all of my experience and skills, and how much I would benefit your company, but we both know it would mostly be a bunch of B.S. Just me shamelessly selling myself and saying whatever I think you want to hear to get an interview.
And it's all kind of pointless, isn't it? I mean, right underneath this is my resume, which has listed all my qualifications. Everything I say here is kind of redundant, don't you think? This is just a bunch of flowery language. No real substance. Nothing but salesman talk and exaggerated boasting.
So what else do you really want to know? I'm either qualified or I'm not, which you'll be able to tell from the resume. I suppose you could use this to try and judge my character, but there's a very good chance that these are just lies. You won't really know unless you interview me, and even then there is no way to tell how much of that is genuine, and how much is just more poppycock. So why not cut the possible bullshit in half by skipping this Letter of Lies and just go straight for the interview?
Thank you for your consideration, and I hope to hear from you, because I really need a job.
Sincerely,
GC
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